Sep 11: Early Morning Conversations, # 3

"Ok, should I brave the bathroom first? I'm ready to stomp on any roaches that are in there."

"Oh, no, I forgot about that. If I could speak the language I would totally make them comp the room."

"Well at least the beds are comfy."

Pause.

"Did you notice that they also rent rooms by the hour?"

Pause.

"Is THAT why they have spermicide next to the toothpaste??"