Useful Advice We've Been Recently Given, But Probably Won't Use
Once you've been quoted a semi-exorbitant price for the pleasure of picking a poisonous snake for the restaurant to kill and cook for you, be aware that the price quoted was not the whole price, but per kilo.
But they do throw you a bone and weigh it only after they've decapitated it, bled it into a shot glass for you to drink the blood, and cut out its gallbladder -- which, when eaten, will increase your virility.
But they do throw you a bone and weigh it only after they've decapitated it, bled it into a shot glass for you to drink the blood, and cut out its gallbladder -- which, when eaten, will increase your virility.
posted by Karen at 5:10 PM
2 Comments:
...snake's blood and gallbladder? I'll bet Starbucks is going to cash in on this opportunity in no time. What better way to start your morning in China than with a frozen hemocha frappacino and a gallbladder muffin???
I've now just put this together with the previous post to figure out that you guys didn't get the poisonous snake. I am very dissappointed.
Although it's probably for the best you avoided the mongoose-like things- I think those are where SARS comes from... civet?
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