Monday, September 12, 2005

Advice I Have Gotten from Eleni

Always carry some Vick's or other methylated cream -- rub some under your nose whenever you are confronted with anything you don't want to smell. Public bathrooms for example. Also useful just for going to sleep, and on airplanes.

Early Morning Conversations, # 4

"Why are you stroking the walls?"

"Because I love the Grand Hyatt."