Tales from the Workplace: Counting to Ten Slowly

July 07, 2004

Counting to Ten Slowly

My boss is eating potato chips with the suite door open and he has been sitting on a letter all day that needed to get sent out because someone was supposed to get back to him with the address and he freaked out b/c he can’t get a hold of them and so I looked it up on the Internet in 2 seconds and called to confirm in 5 seconds and he’s still eating potato chips with his mouth open and my head is going to pop off.

Posted by Demon at July 7, 2004 02:43 PM

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