Return of Hickey Boy

Remember the work study intern I told you about who shows up to work proudly sporting hickeys as only a geeky college underclassman can? The latest one is, I swear, the size of a kiwifruit and RIGHT on the front of his neck. As luck would have it, he had front desk duty this week since our receptionist was away. Thank God I am not his supervisor. Can you imagine having to explain to someone that hickeys are not appropriate workplace attire? It was bad enough when we (actually, the colleague I call Squeaky) had to advise our intern not to wear a black bra with a white shirt.